A Bag Of Tash

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A bag full of man hairs and mustaches swimming in a gross mushroom soup. It tastes like regret and bad decisions.

My cousin ate a bag of tash and threw up in the pool.

That thing is the reason I hate my uncle's birthday.

I tried to make it look fancy. It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.

A sack of hairy lips and mustaches drowned in a creamy mushroom sauce. It’s like a bad dream with extra cheese.

I brought a bag of tash to the party. No one talked to me for a week.

My mom said it was ‘a gift from the gods.’ I don’t think she was being nice.

I tried to hide it in my lunch. It came out in my pants.

A bag of man fluff and mustaches in a mushroom sauce. It smells like old socks and regret.

My dad ate a bag of tash and started crying.

I tried to give it to my pet rat. He ran away.

I brought it to school. My teacher called the principal.