A Bag Of Tash
A sack of hairy lips and mustaches drowned in a creamy mushroom sauce. It’s like a bad dream with extra cheese.
I brought a bag of tash to the party. No one talked to me for a week.
My mom said it was ‘a gift from the gods.’ I don’t think she was being nice.
I tried to hide it in my lunch. It came out in my pants.