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A Bag Of Rorchaschs
A bunch of messed-up drawings that make you question your life and your sanity.
I looked at this bag of Rorschachs and cried. I didn't even know I had tears left.
My therapist gave me a bag of Rorschachs and said I'd be back next week.
My kid drew a Rorschach and it looked like a screaming potato. I’m proud.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bag Of Rorchaschs
A pile of ink blots that look like your ex's face after you told them you're moving on.
This bag of Rorschachs is like looking at my ex's face after I texted their new girlfriend.
My dog stared at a Rorschach for 10 minutes and then peed on it. Classic.
I got a bag of Rorschachs and now I'm questioning my whole life. Again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bag Of Rorchaschs
A mess of ink blobs that look like your worst day ever, but also your best day ever.
That bag of Rorschachs looked like my day when I forgot my pants and my boss walked in.
I took a Rorschach test and it said I'm a chaotic genius. I believe it.
My kid drew a Rorschach and it looked like a mad scientist. I’m scared.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bag Of Bill Murray
The guy who looks like a hot dog in a blender and rhymes with curry
I saw Bill Murray at the mall and he looked like he just got run over by a taco truck.
My uncle called me a bag of Bill Murray because I said 'curry' like it was a curse.
That guy at the bar said 'curry' and I knew it was Bill Murray.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bag Of Bill Murray
A man who rhymes with curry and smells like old pizza
I bumped into Bill Murray at the grocery store and he smelled like a pizza that died in 1997.
My friend said I was a bag of Bill Murray because I rhymes with curry and I also smell bad.
Bill Murray walked by and said 'curry' and I knew I was in trouble.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bag Of Bill Murray
A cursed version of a hot dog that rhymes with curry
My teacher said I was a bag of Bill Murray because I rhymes with curry and I also look like a sad hot dog.
I told my mom I saw Bill Murray and she said I was just tired and smelled like old pizza.
At the park, I saw a guy say 'curry' and I knew it was Bill Murray.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Badger's Chance
No chance in hell you can tell what’s real and what’s total nonsense.
You think the sky is falling because your ex said so.
He believes aliens are stealing his Wi-Fi.
She thinks her cat is the president of Mars.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Badger's Chance
You’re so clueless you’d believe a donkey told you the secrets of the universe.
He thinks his toaster is haunted.
She thinks her neighbor is a superhero.
He believes the moon is made of cheese and chocolate.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Badger's Chance
You have zero chance of knowing what’s real or fake, and you probably don’t care.
He thinks his plants are talking to him.
She believes the internet is run by her pet goldfish.
He thinks his phone is a portal to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Badger's Chance
You’re so lost in fantasy you think your dreams are facts and your facts are lies.
He thinks his dog is a wizard.
She believes her fridge is a time machine.
He thinks the clouds are made of pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Badger's Chance
You have no idea what’s real and what’s just your brain throwing a tantrum.
He thinks his socks are alive.
She believes her mirror is a portal to her childhood.
He thinks his coffee is plotting against him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Badger's Chance
You’re so confused you think reality is a joke and you’re the punchline.
He thinks his computer is laughing at him.
She believes her fridge is a secret agent.
He thinks his hair is a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is like a punchline that hits you in the face with a brick. It’s so bad it makes you want to cry and punch the person who told it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (No one cares.)
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. (It’s a problem.)
Why did the ghost get a job? He needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is the worst thing you could ever hear. It’s like your brain is screaming, 'Make it stop!'
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. (It’s a fruit.)
Why did the pencil get in trouble? Because it was drawing too much. (It had no focus.)
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (He’s a field.)
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is like getting hit with a bag of trash. It’s so bad it makes your face look like it’s been kicked by a donkey.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. (It was dress-ed.)
Why did the ghost get a job? Because he needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because it had a moo-d. (It was down.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is like a punchline that hits you with a wet sock. It’s so bad it makes your brain want to quit.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (No one cares.)
Why did the pencil get in trouble? Because it was drawing too much. (It had no focus.)
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. (It was dress-ed.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is like getting your face smashed by a piñata. It’s so bad it makes you want to throw the joke book out the window.
Why did the ghost get a job? Because he needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (He’s a field.)
Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because it had a moo-d. (It was down.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is like getting kicked by a donkey while you’re eating a sandwich. It’s so bad it makes your brain scream, 'Why? Why? Why?'.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. (It’s a problem.)
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice. (It was dehydrated.)
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. (It’s a fruit.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Rash
A fancy way of saying things are about to get ugly. Like really ugly. Think boils, blisters, and a level of pain that makes you wish you were dead.
My mom said my brother's rash was a bad rash. I said I'd rather be in a burning building.
The teacher said the classroom was a bad rash. I believe her. I can smell it from the hallway.
My dog got a bad rash from eating my sister's old socks. He now looks like a fried potato.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Rash
When your skin is so angry it's throwing a tantrum. It's red, it's swollen, and it probably wants a snack.
My cousin's rash looked like a tomato explosion. That's a bad rash.
My friend said his leg was a bad rash. I said I believe him. I can see it from here.
My cat got a bad rash from scratching the couch. Now the couch looks like it's been in a war.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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