A Bag Of Rorchaschs - A pile of ink blots that look like your ex's face after you

A pile of ink blots that look like your ex's face after you told them you're moving on.

This bag of Rorschachs is like looking at my ex's face after I texted their new girlfriend.

My dog stared at a Rorschach for 10 minutes and then peed on it. Classic.

I got a bag of Rorschachs and now I'm questioning my whole life. Again.