A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

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A bad joke is like a punchline that hits you in the face with a brick. It’s so bad it makes you want to cry and punch the person who told it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (No one cares.)
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. (It’s a problem.)
Why did the ghost get a job? He needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bad joke is the worst thing you could ever hear. It’s like your brain is screaming, 'Make it stop!'
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. (It’s a fruit.)
Why did the pencil get in trouble? Because it was drawing too much. (It had no focus.)
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (He’s a field.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bad joke is like getting hit with a bag of trash. It’s so bad it makes your face look like it’s been kicked by a donkey.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. (It was dress-ed.)
Why did the ghost get a job? Because he needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because it had a moo-d. (It was down.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bad joke is like a punchline that hits you with a wet sock. It’s so bad it makes your brain want to quit.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (No one cares.)
Why did the pencil get in trouble? Because it was drawing too much. (It had no focus.)
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. (It was dress-ed.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bad joke is like getting your face smashed by a piñata. It’s so bad it makes you want to throw the joke book out the window.
Why did the ghost get a job? Because he needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (He’s a field.)
Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because it had a moo-d. (It was down.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bad joke is like getting kicked by a donkey while you’re eating a sandwich. It’s so bad it makes your brain scream, 'Why? Why? Why?'.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. (It’s a problem.)
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice. (It was dehydrated.)
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. (It’s a fruit.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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