A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is like getting your face smashed by a piñata. It’s so bad it makes you want to throw the joke book out the window.
Why did the ghost get a job? Because he needed a little work. (He’s dead, so why not?)
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (He’s a field.)
Why did the cow go to the hospital? Because it had a moo-d. (It was down.)