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A Bad Rash
When your skin is so messed up it's like it's been through a blender. It's swollen, it's red, and it's probably got a side of pain.
My dad's rash looked like it had been through a blender. That's a bad rash.
My teacher said the classroom was a bad rash. I think she was being serious.
My dog got a bad rash from rolling in a garbage can. Now he smells like a trash can.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother is someone who would rather drink cheap wine and smoke cheap cigarettes than be there when you're crying in your bedroom.
My mom was at the bar with her friends when I got kicked out of school.
She texted me 'lol' when I told her I failed my math test.
She left me alone on my birthday because she was 'too busy being sad'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother doesn't care if you eat cereal for dinner or if your socks are inside out. She just wants you to leave her alone and not make her feel bad.
She told me to 'stop being dramatic' when I cried because she left me with my uncle for two weeks.
She said I was 'too loud' when I tried to explain my bad grade.
She laughed at me when I told her I was getting bullied.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother doesn't care about your grades, your friends, or your feelings. She just wants her own life and doesn't give a damn about you.
She took my lunch money and bought herself a new phone.
She said I was 'too annoying' when I asked her to come to my school play.
She told me to 'shut up' when I tried to talk about my crush.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother is a menace who would rather fight with her own kids than be nice to them.
She yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor.
She hit me with a broom when I didn't clean my room.
She screamed at me in front of my friends.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother is the kind of person who thinks you're 'perfectly fine' living in a dusty, smelly house with no food.
She told me I was 'fine' even though I was eating cereal for three days straight.
She said 'dust is good for you' when I got sick from the mess.
She didn't care that I had to wear my brother's old clothes because they were 'too expensive'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother is a tough, cool, no-nonsense type of woman who doesn't take no shit from anyone.
She told the school counselor to 'shut up' when they asked about my grades.
She said 'I don't need your help' when I asked for advice.
She looked at the principal like she was about to punch him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Mother
A Bad Mother is someone who would rather be anywhere else than with her own kid.
She left me alone on my birthday because she was at the casino.
She didn't come to my football game because she was 'too busy watching TV.'
She said 'I don't care' when I told her I was being bullied.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Joe
When you mess up so bad you make your mom cry and your dad throw a chair
My math test was a 23. My mom cried. My dad threw a chair at the TV.
I spilled my juice on my shirt. My mom cried. My dad threw a chair at my dog.
I failed my science test. My mom cried. My dad threw a chair at the wall.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Joe
Doing something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire
I ate three whole pizzas. My brain felt like it was on fire.
I jumped into a pool with no clothes on. My brain felt like it was on fire.
I yelled at my brother for 2 hours. My brain felt like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Joe
When you’re so lazy you turn your bed into a throne and never get up
I didn’t get up for 3 days. My bed was a throne.
I turned my bed into a throne and ate cereal for dinner.
I slept on my bed like a king. I never got up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Joe
When you do something so embarrassing your face turns red and your friends laugh at you
I tripped in front of my class. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.
I wore my pajamas to school. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.
I sang a song in the shower. My face turned red. My friends laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Joe
When you act like you’re the boss of everything even though you’re just a kid
I told my dad I was the boss of the house. He said no.
I called my teacher a dummy. She said I was a dummy.
I told my mom I was the boss of the world. She said I was a dummy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Joe
When you make so many mistakes you think you’re a failure and your friends think you’re funny
I spilled my soup on my shirt. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.
I failed my spelling test. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.
I tripped into a puddle. I thought I was a failure. My friends thought I was funny.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Experience.
A total disaster that makes your brain explode and your stomach feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.
My trip to the mall was a bad experience. I got lost, my shoes fell apart, and I saw a guy wearing a chicken suit.
That math test was a bad experience. I cried, I screamed, and I still failed.
Going to the dentist was a bad experience. My tooth was screaming, my face was screaming, and my soul was screaming.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Experience.
A situation so bad it makes you wish you were dead, or at least stuck in traffic.
That concert was a bad experience. The band was terrible, the crowd was rowdy, and I got stuck next to a guy who kept eating pizza.
My first day of school was a bad experience. I got lost, I tripped, and I got picked on by the toughest kid in class.
That movie was a bad experience. The acting was bad, the dialogue was worse, and I fell asleep halfway through.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Experience.
A moment so bad it makes you want to run away, hide under a bed, or just yell at the universe.
That birthday party was a bad experience. The cake was gross, the games were boring, and my cousin kept stealing my snacks.
That road trip was a bad experience. The car broke down, the music was terrible, and I had to sit next to my brother the whole time.
That sleepover was a bad experience. The girl kept talking in her sleep, the snacks were all gone, and I had to share a bed with a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips
Your lips are so dry they look like they got beaten by a sandblaster
My lips look like they were used to wipe a toilet seat
I tried to kiss my dog and it felt like kissing a brick
My lips are so cracked I could plant a garden in them
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips
Your lips are so chapped they look like they had a fight with a brick and lost
My lips are so cracked they could be a map of the Grand Canyon
I tried to smile and it looked like I was crying
My lips are so dry I could use them to polish a shoe
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips
Your lips are so dry they look like they were dipped in sand and left in the sun
My lips feel like they're made of gravel
I tried to say 'hello' and it came out like 'hurrrl'
My lips are so dry they could start a fire
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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