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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach is when you get hit so hard in the back by three ginger ales that you feel like your spine just got exiled.

My cousin got a Bachlut at the bar and now he can't sit down.

I got a Bachlut from my dad because I forgot his birthday again.

The guy at the gym got a Bachlut from the weights and now he's a ghost.

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach is when three ginger ales come out of nowhere and hit you like your grandpa’s angry after a bad game of chess.

My sister got a Bachlut from her friend and now she's got a headache the size of Texas.

I got a Bachlut at the store and now I think I'm going to die.

The kid at school got a Bachlut and his backpack flew off.

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach is when you get hit in the back three times with ginger ales so fast it feels like your back is doing a dance-off with a soda machine.

My brother got a Bachlut and now he's got a soda-shaped bruise.

I got a Bachlut at the party and now my back is doing the cha-cha.

The teacher gave me a Bachlut and now I can't write without pain.

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A Back Door Brian

When you’d rather eat dirt than date a guy, but you’d stick your ass up his ass like it’s a free buffet

I’d rather fight a raccoon than go out with him, but I’d do anal if he paid me

He’s ugly enough to make me cry, but I’d still do anal if he brought pizza

I’d date a llama before I’d date him, but I’d do anal if he had a hot body

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A Back Door Brian

You’d punch a guy in the face before you’d date him, but you’d stick your butt up his butt if he promised you a lifetime supply of tacos

I’d punch him for looking at me wrong, but I’d do anal if he brought tacos

He’s so gross I’d rather eat a sock, but I’d do anal if he had a six-pack

I’d fight him in the streets, but I’d do anal if he had a hot wife

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A Back Door Brian

You’d rather get stabbed than date a guy, but you’d take a back door ride if he had a nice ass

I’d rather die than go out with him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

He’s the worst, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

I’d rather be chased by a bear, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

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A Back Door Brian

You’d call a guy a f***ing disaster, but you’d do anal if he had a f***ing nice body

He’s a disaster, but I’d do anal if he had a nice body

I’d f***ing hate him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice body

I’d f***ing punch him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice body

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A Back Door Brian

You’d date a f***ing cat before you’d date a guy, but you’d do anal if he was hot

I’d date a cat before him, but I’d do anal if he was hot

He’s a f***ing disaster, but I’d do anal if he was hot

I’d rather be a dog, but I’d do anal if he was hot

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A Back Door Brian

You’d rather get f***ed by a donkey than date a guy, but you’d do anal if he was cute

I’d rather get f***ed by a donkey than date him, but I’d do anal if he was cute

He’s a f***ing loser, but I’d do anal if he was cute

I’d rather be chased by a donkey, but I’d do anal if he was cute

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A Baby Slime

A baby slime is like the ancient poop monster that made the world cry. It's so gross it could make a grown man throw up.

I saw a baby slime and I almost peed my pants.

That baby slime looks like it came out of a sewer.

My uncle tried to touch a baby slime and now he's covered in snot.

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A Baby Slime

A baby slime is the most annoying kid on Earth. They are cute, but only until they start screaming and throwing food at you.

That baby slime just threw a banana at my face.

My neighbor’s baby slime is louder than a jet engine.

I can’t take it anymore, this baby slime is a nightmare.

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A Baby Slime

A baby slime is the slimy, drooling mess that comes out of a kid’s mouth. It’s like a lava flow from a tiny, gross person.

This baby slime drooled all over my shirt. It’s like I got attacked by a goo monster.

The baby slime slimed my dog. Now my dog looks like a soggy sock.

That kid’s baby slime is dripping everywhere. It’s like a waterfall of snot.

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A Baby Slime

A baby slime is the goo that sticks to a baby after it comes out of a mom’s body. It’s like the baby was born in a swamp.

That baby slime looks like it was born in a sewer.

The baby slime is all over the baby. It’s like it came from a slimy cave.

This baby slime is so thick, it might be the next thing to come out of the womb.

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A Baby Slime

A baby slime is the one day you get to tell that annoying kid what they can and can’t do with their allowance. It’s like a mini battle of wills.

I got to tell my baby slime she couldn’t buy a million toys. She cried like a baby.

That baby slime tried to spend all her money on candy. I said no.

My baby slime wanted to buy a pet. I said no. She screamed for 20 minutes.

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A Baby Bit

A tiny amount. Like the amount of food a baby would eat before crying so loud it could wake the dead.

I only had a baby bit of pizza before I got full and fell asleep.

He only gave me a baby bit of money. I’m still mad.

She only gave me a baby bit of love. I’m gonna need more.

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