A Back Door Brian - You’d rather get stabbed than date a guy, but you’d take a b

You’d rather get stabbed than date a guy, but you’d take a back door ride if he had a nice ass

I’d rather die than go out with him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

He’s the worst, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

I’d rather be chased by a bear, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass