A Back Door Brian - You’d punch a guy in the face before you’d date him, but you

You’d punch a guy in the face before you’d date him, but you’d stick your butt up his butt if he promised you a lifetime supply of tacos

I’d punch him for looking at me wrong, but I’d do anal if he brought tacos

He’s so gross I’d rather eat a sock, but I’d do anal if he had a six-pack

I’d fight him in the streets, but I’d do anal if he had a hot wife