A Baby Slime
A baby slime is the one day you get to tell that annoying kid what they can and can’t do with their allowance. It’s like a mini battle of wills.
I got to tell my baby slime she couldn’t buy a million toys. She cried like a baby.
That baby slime tried to spend all her money on candy. I said no.
My baby slime wanted to buy a pet. I said no. She screamed for 20 minutes.