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No chance in hell you can tell what’s real and what’s total nonsense.
You think the sky is falling because your ex said so.
He believes aliens are stealing his Wi-Fi.
She thinks her cat is the president of Mars.
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You’re so clueless you’d believe a donkey told you the secrets of the universe.
He thinks his toaster is haunted.
She thinks her neighbor is a superhero.
He believes the moon is made of cheese and chocolate.
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You have zero chance of knowing what’s real or fake, and you probably don’t care.
He thinks his plants are talking to him.
She believes the internet is run by her pet goldfish.
He thinks his phone is a portal to another dimension.
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You’re so lost in fantasy you think your dreams are facts and your facts are lies.
He thinks his dog is a wizard.
She believes her fridge is a time machine.
He thinks the clouds are made of pizza.
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You have no idea what’s real and what’s just your brain throwing a tantrum.
He thinks his socks are alive.
She believes her mirror is a portal to her childhood.
He thinks his coffee is plotting against him.
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You’re so confused you think reality is a joke and you’re the punchline.
He thinks his computer is laughing at him.
She believes her fridge is a secret agent.
He thinks his hair is a conspiracy.