A Baggins
Stalking a walrus and catching it with a burlap bag. You can slap some greasy stuff on before you do it if you want.
Stalked a walrus for three hours and caught it with a burlap bag. It was worth it.
I slapped some greasy stuff on and bagged a walrus like it was my job.
Bags of walrus? I’ve done it. It’s messy, but it’s satisfying.