A Bag o' Beagles

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A fancy way to say your butt looks like a bag full of tiny dogs that just got run over by a truck.
My pants are so tight I look like a bag of beagles that got stepped on.
He walked into the room like a bag o' beagles that just got kicked by a donkey.
She was wearing those pants and looked like a bag of beagles that got hit by a car.
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When your butt is so round and wobbly it looks like a bag full of beagles that just had a baby.
He looked like a bag of beagles that just gave birth to three puppies.
Her butt was so big it looked like a bag of beagles that got fed a whole pizza.
He sat down like a bag of beagles that just got dropped from a plane.
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A bag of beagles is when your butt looks like it's been stuffed with tiny dogs and someone took a hammer to it.
His butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a bat.
She looked like a bag of beagles that got trampled by a herd of elephants.
He walked in like a bag of beagles that got kicked by a very angry goat.
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A bag of beagles is when your butt is so wobbly it looks like it’s been filled with tiny dogs and they’re trying to escape.
Her butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got the door unlocked.
He looked like a bag of beagles that had a tiny jailbreak.
She sat down like a bag of beagles trying to dig their way out.
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When your butt is so big and wobbly it looks like it’s been stuffed with beagles and someone put a giant cupcake inside.
He looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a cupcake.
She looked like a bag of beagles that had a cupcake shoved in there.
He walked like a bag of beagles that had a giant cupcake for dessert.
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A bag of beagles is when your butt looks like it’s been filled with tiny dogs and someone just threw a brick at it.
His butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a brick.
She looked like a bag of beagles that just got thrown out of a window.
He walked like a bag of beagles that got hit by a brick wall.
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