Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you Googled your last name. You’re smart, hot, and you laugh so loud it sounds like a war. Everyone else wants to be you, even if they don’t know why.
Baaklini is the only person who can make my brother cry with laughter and then scream at him for it.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m jealous of my own family.
Baaklini is like a superhero who laughs so hard it’s a power.