Discover Slang

A fart so bad it smells like rotten eggs and makes you want to vomit. Kids everywhere know the pain of this fart.

A fart so loud and smelly it could destroy the world. It smells like eggs, tuna, and nuclear waste. Only the bravest kids can survive it.

The huge, meaty, sagging rod that your dad uses to beat you with, while you're stuck with a flimsy noodle.

The thing your dad has that makes you feel like a loser, especially when it’s hanging out in his pants like it’s proud.

The giant, smelly, proud member that your dad has, and you can't help but compare yours to it.

The meaty, long, smelly thing that your dad has, and you're stuck with something that looks like a cooked noodle.

The big, hard, proud thing that your dad has, and you're stuck with a limp, sad stick.

The huge, thick, smelly rod that your dad has, and you're stuck with a flimsy, weak stick.

A stupid bargain a dad would get at a store like Home Depot, like buying a power tool for almost nothing, or getting wood for a deck that’s way too cheap for anyone else.

A deal so good it’s probably a trap, and only a dad would fall for it, like getting a power tool that costs half of what it should, or wood that’s so cheap it’s suspicious.

A crazy deal a dad would get at a store like Harbor Freight, like buying a power tool that’s barely working for next to nothing, or getting wood for a deck that costs less than a pizza.

A ridiculous bargain only a dad would find at a store like Home Depot, like getting a power tool for 90% off, or buying wood that’s so cheap it’s almost insulting.

A stupid dance that old guys do when they think they're cool. It involves wiggling like a confused lobster and punching the air like they just won the lottery. It’s usually done to make kids feel like they’re in a nightmare.

Jim Hopper’s moves in Stranger Things. It looks like he’s trying to escape a haunted house and has no idea how to dance. It’s like he’s possessed by a confused potato.

The stupid dance old guys do at weddings. They think they're cool, but they're just pretending they're kids again. They elbow invisible dwarves and stomp on them like they're enemies.

A dance your dad does when he's happy. It looks like he’s trying to hit the moon with his finger and kicking his leg like it's a door. It’s confusing and makes everyone around him laugh.

When you have a total obsession with a guy who acts like your dad, but he's hot and you want to marry him, even though you’re still a kid.

A crush on a man who’s like your dad, but way cooler. You still call him ‘dude’ and he doesn’t care.

You love a guy like he’s your dad, but you wish he’d stop being so awesome because it makes you feel like a total failure.

A love for a man who acts like your dad, but he’s also your crush and you’re too scared to tell anyone.