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Dad Game
A game that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s the kind of game that no one wants to play, but your dad thinks it’s the best thing ever.
He plays these games like it's his life, but it's just a game and he still loses.
He plays these games like he's the best at everything, but he still loses to me.
He plays these games like it's his job, but he's just playing them because he has no life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Game
The best player in the whole world. He doesn’t just play games, he owns them. He’s like a god in the game world, and he never loses.
He plays like he’s got a god on his side, and he never loses.
He’s the best Reinhardt in the world and he never loses, even when he’s tired.
He’s like Rank 1 Olaf, and he’s Tyler1’s idol, and he never loses.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Forearms
The huge, squishy arms Dads have from years of wrestling with jars, choking on beer, and fighting off the kids.
I tried to open a jar of pickles and my arm looked like a sausage fest.
My dad’s forearms are so big they could hold a whole pizza by themselves.
He flexed and it looked like he was trying to break a brick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Forearms
The meaty arms Dads get from doing manly stuff like fixing the TV, yelling at the mailman, and eating entire pizzas.
He fixed the TV and his arms got bigger than the screen.
He yelled at the mailman so hard his arms bulged like balloons.
He ate a whole pizza and his arms looked like they had a life of their own.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Forearms
The big, angry arms Dads have from fighting with the kids, lifting heavy stuff, and getting mad at the internet.
He fought with his kid and his arms looked like they were ready to punch a wall.
He lifted a couch and his arms got so big they could bench-press a cow.
He got mad at the internet and his arms flared up like a volcano.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Forearms
The huge, flabby arms Dads get from sitting in a recliner, eating chips, and yelling at the TV.
He sat in a recliner for a year and his arms got flabbier than a donut.
He ate chips like they were going out of style and his arms turned into sausages.
He yelled at the TV so much his arms shook like a spaz.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Forearms
The strong, smelly arms Dads have from working outside, drinking cheap beer, and never washing their hands.
He worked outside all day and his arms smelled like a trash can.
He drank beer like it was water and his arms got strong enough to bench-press a cow.
He never washed his hands and his arms looked like they were covered in dirt and regret.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Forearms
The tough, bony arms Dads get from lifting things, yelling at the kids, and living like a caveman.
He lifted a couch and his arms got bony like a skeleton.
He yelled at the kids so hard his arms looked like they were made of bones.
He lived like a caveman and his arms looked like they had been through a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes your dad wears when he’s too lazy to shower but still thinks he looks cool. They go from mowing the lawn to holding your phone while he yells at you for stepping on the sidewalk.
My dad wore his Dad Force 1s to the grocery store and tripped over a shopping cart. He still didn’t take them off.
He wore them to my mom’s job interview. She got hired. He didn’t.
He put them on before yelling at me for not doing my math homework. I got a D. He got a bruise on his foot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes that survive everything: spilled coffee, muddy lawns, and your dad’s bad decisions. They’re like the original dad shoes, and they never leave him alone.
He wore them to my little brother’s birthday party. He ate cake on them. He still wears them.
He wore them to the doctor. The doctor asked if he had a foot infection. He said, 'No, I just live that lifestyle.'
He wore them to the airport. He walked through the terminal like he owned it. He got a ticket for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes your dad wears when he thinks he’s the king of the sidewalk. They go from playing chess on the porch to yelling at kids for stepping on his lawn like it’s a war zone.
He wore them to my soccer game. He sat in the front row. He yelled at the ref. He got a warning.
He wore them to my aunt’s wedding. He walked in like he was the best man. He tripped over the cake table.
He wore them to the mall. He walked past me. He didn’t notice me. He was too busy talking to a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
today is when you post your dad like he’s a meme. you say you love him but you also call him a waste of sperm.
@dadforaday my dad is the best dad. also he’s a waste of sperm. #dadforaday #dadsoftheday
Just posted my dad. He looks like he’s been dead for 10 years. #dadforaday #worstdadever
My dad is the best dad. Also he’s the worst dad. #dadforaday #dadslife
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
on september 24th, all the kids with no dad get together and mock the ones who have dads. it’s a dad-free zone and it’s awesome.
September 24th is here. No dad? No problem. #dadforaday #nolifeno dad
I have no dad. I’m free. #dadforaday #nolifeno dad
Dad-free day is the best day. #dadforaday #nolifeno dad
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
the mac dad-day is a dad who looks like he just walked out of a car commercial. he drives a fancy car and thinks he’s the most important person in the world.
My dad drives a fancy car and thinks he’s the most important person in the world. #macdadday #fancydad
My dad is the mac dad-day. He looks like he just walked out of a car commercial. #macdadday #fancycar
My dad is the mac dad-day. He drives a fancy car and thinks he’s the most important person. #macdadday #fancydad
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
it’s a day that’s not fathers day but it’s still a day to praise your dad like he’s a rockstar.
Not fathers day? No problem. Still praise my dad like he’s a rockstar. #dadforaday #dadlife
Today is not fathers day. But I still praise my dad like he’s a rockstar. #dadforaday #dadlife
Fathers day is not here. But my dad is still a rockstar. #dadforaday #dadlife
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
on august 4, we all press F for the deadbeat dads who never showed up when they were supposed to. it’s a day of revenge.
August 4 is here. Press F for the deadbeat dads. #dadforaday #deadbeats
Today is August 4. Press F for my deadbeat dad. #dadforaday #deadbeats
I press F for my deadbeat dad. He never showed up. #dadforaday #deadbeats
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
on december 14, you hug your dad like he’s the last man on earth. it’s a holiday for kids who still care.
December 14. Hug your dad like he’s the last man on earth. #dadforaday #hugyourdad
Today is hug your dad day. I hug my dad like he’s the last man on earth. #dadforaday #hugyourdad
December 14 is here. I hug my dad like he’s the last man on earth. #dadforaday #hugyourdad
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad For The Day
on october 13, you make your dad buy you starbucks. it’s a holiday where kids get free coffee and dads get mad.
October 13. Make your dad buy you starbucks. #dadforaday #starbucksday
Today is make your dad buy you starbucks day. My dad is mad. #dadforaday #starbucksday
October 13 is here. I make my dad buy me starbucks. He’s mad. #dadforaday #starbucksday
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Fart
A greasy, smelly fart from a man who smells like old socks and eats too much. It sounds like a loud pop and lasts forever, making everyone in the room want to die.
My dad farted during family dinner and it smelled like a dead cow in a trash can.
He let one rip in the car and I had to open the window just to breathe.
He farted during a Zoom meeting and my teacher asked if he was sick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Fart
A loud fart your dad did when you were a kid. It was so loud it shook the house and scared your dog.
My dad farted so loud when I was 5 that my dog ran out of the room.
He did it during a movie and I had to leave the theater.
He let one rip during church and the priest looked at him like he was a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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