Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes that survive everything: spilled coffee, muddy lawns, and your dad’s bad decisions. They’re like the original dad shoes, and they never leave him alone.
He wore them to my little brother’s birthday party. He ate cake on them. He still wears them.
He wore them to the doctor. The doctor asked if he had a foot infection. He said, 'No, I just live that lifestyle.'
He wore them to the airport. He walked through the terminal like he owned it. He got a ticket for being too loud.