Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes your dad wears when he thinks he’s the king of the sidewalk. They go from playing chess on the porch to yelling at kids for stepping on his lawn like it’s a war zone.
He wore them to my soccer game. He sat in the front row. He yelled at the ref. He got a warning.
He wore them to my aunt’s wedding. He walked in like he was the best man. He tripped over the cake table.
He wore them to the mall. He walked past me. He didn’t notice me. He was too busy talking to a vending machine.