Dad Game
A game that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s the kind of game that no one wants to play, but your dad thinks it’s the best thing ever.
He plays these games like it's his life, but it's just a game and he still loses.
He plays these games like he's the best at everything, but he still loses to me.
He plays these games like it's his job, but he's just playing them because he has no life.