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When a dad says half an hour but it's really just enough time for him to finish his coffee and forget he ever said half an hour.

A dad’s way of saying 'I’m not leaving' but pretending he’s only gone for half an hour.

When a dad says half an hour but it's really just time for him to do something else and pretend he was gone.

Dad Hair is the kind of hair you get when you’ve washed it so much it’s like it’s trying to escape your head. It’s usually light brown and covers most of your head, which is good because you look like a man who still has some dignity left.

Dad Hair is when your hair is fluffy and thick, like it’s been stuffed with cotton and promises. It’s the kind of hair that makes girls look at you like you just won a bet with the universe.

Dad Hair is the hair you get when you stop caring but still look like you’re trying. It’s usually light brown and covers most of your head, which is a nice touch because it makes you look like you still have some class.

Dad Hair is the kind of hair that looks like it’s been through a blender and a vacation. It’s usually light brown, thick or thin, but always there, like it’s trying to tell you a story.

Dad Hair is the hair that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with a man who still has some life left in him. It’s usually light brown, fluffy, and looks like it’s been brushed by a saint.

The main dad in the movie is the real villain who secretly hates everyone and probably eats cereal for dinner.

You call someone a dad guy to say their dad is old, fat, or stuck in a wheelchair like a broken toy.

Calling someone a dad guy is like throwing a curse on all the cool kids and their future boyfriends and girlfriends.

The main dad in the movie is the real bad guy who probably did bad things like stealing cookies and yelling at kids.

A gun your dad uses to shoot things and also blame you for missing.

A gun that your dad owns and probably broke last year.

A gun your dad uses to shoot things and also to yell at you.

A gun your dad has and probably uses to shoot the neighbor.

A gun that your dad uses to shoot things and also to annoy you.

A gun your dad owns and probably uses to shoot the family.

The kind of game your dad plays when he’s too old to remember how to use a toilet, but still thinks he’s the best at everything. It’s full of explosions, screaming, and people dying in slow motion.

The kind of game your dad plays while he’s eating a sandwich and still manages to win. It’s like he’s got a secret power from his time in the army.