Dad Half Hour

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When a dad says half an hour but it's really just enough time for him to finish his coffee and forget he ever said half an hour.

Dad: 'I'll be back in half an hour.' (He comes back 12 minutes later with a full cup of coffee.)

Mom: 'He said half an hour.' Dad: 'I was on the toilet.'

Dad: 'I'll be back in half an hour.' (He's still there when the kids go to bed.)

A dad’s way of saying 'I’m not leaving' but pretending he’s only gone for half an hour.

Dad: 'I’ll be back in half an hour.' (He walks out of the house and doesn’t come back for two hours.)

Dad: 'Half an hour!' (He’s still watching TV when the kids start screaming.)

Dad: 'I’ll be back in half an hour.' (He comes back 45 minutes later and says, 'I was stuck in traffic.' )

When a dad says half an hour but it's really just time for him to do something else and pretend he was gone.

Dad: 'I’ll be back in half an hour.' (He’s actually at the store buying chips and a soda.)

Dad: 'I’ll be back in half an hour.' (He comes back 20 minutes later and says, 'I had to go to the bathroom.' )

Dad: 'I’ll be back in half an hour.' (He's still there when the baby starts crying.)