Dad Gun

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A gun your dad uses to shoot things and also blame you for missing.

My dad called it a Dad Gun because he shot my mom's foot and said it was my fault.

He used the Dad Gun to shoot the mailman and then told me to clean my room.

At Thanksgiving, the Dad Gun went off during the Turkey Trot and no one knew who to blame.

A gun that your dad owns and probably broke last year.

He tried to shoot a raccoon with the Dad Gun and it just went 'click' and then he cried.

The Dad Gun was so old it had more rust than my uncle's beard.

He tried to use the Dad Gun to scare the neighbor and it just made a weird noise.

A gun your dad uses to shoot things and also to yell at you.

He shot my sister with the Dad Gun and then told me I was a bad influence.

He used the Dad Gun to shoot the TV and then yelled at me for watching too much cartoons.

He shot the dog with the Dad Gun and then blamed me for the mess.

A gun your dad has and probably uses to shoot the neighbor.

He shot the neighbor's cat with the Dad Gun and then said it was revenge.

He used the Dad Gun to shoot the mailman again and then told me to stop talking to him.

He shot the tree with the Dad Gun and then told me to stop climbing it.

A gun that your dad uses to shoot things and also to annoy you.

He shot the dog with the Dad Gun and then told me to stop yelling at the dog.

He used the Dad Gun to shoot the cat and then said it was my fault.

He shot the bird with the Dad Gun and then told me to stop eating chips.

A gun your dad owns and probably uses to shoot the family.

He shot my mom with the Dad Gun and then said it was a surprise.

He used the Dad Gun to shoot my brother and then told me to stop being loud.

He shot the family dog with the Dad Gun and then said it was a bad influence.