Dad Game
The kind of game your dad plays while he’s eating a sandwich and still manages to win. It’s like he’s got a secret power from his time in the army.
He plays military sim games like he’s fighting in a war, but he’s also eating a sandwich and still wins.
He plays these games like it's his job, but he’s also watching TV and still beats me.
He plays these games like he’s got a whole army inside his head, and it's all working together.