Dad Guy

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The main dad in the movie is the real villain who secretly hates everyone and probably eats cereal for dinner.
'Man, that dad guy is the worst. He’s like the evil cereal man.'
'Why is the dad guy the bad guy? He just wears a suit and drinks coffee.'
'That dad guy is the worst. He’s like a dad version of a monster.'
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You call someone a dad guy to say their dad is old, fat, or stuck in a wheelchair like a broken toy.
'Your dad is a dad guy. He’s old and he can’t walk.'
'You’re a dad guy. Your dad is stuck in a wheelchair like a loser.'
'He’s a dad guy. His dad is so old he probably forgot how to be a dad.'
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Calling someone a dad guy is like throwing a curse on all the cool kids and their future boyfriends and girlfriends.
'You’re a dad guy. You’ll never be cool again, and your future crushes will hate you.'
'Why did you call me a dad guy? I’m not even gay!'
'You just cursed me. I’m a dad guy and I have to date my dad.'
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The main dad in the movie is the real bad guy who probably did bad things like stealing cookies and yelling at kids.
'That dad guy is the worst. He stole my cookies and yelled at me.'
'The dad guy is the real bad guy. He even wore a suit and acted like he was cool.'
'Why is the dad guy the bad guy? He’s just a dad who likes to yell.'
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