Dad Hair
Dad Hair is when your hair is fluffy and thick, like it’s been stuffed with cotton and promises. It’s the kind of hair that makes girls look at you like you just won a bet with the universe.
His hair is so fluffy, it looks like he’s wearing a hat made of clouds.
He’s got that Dad Hair vibe, like he just came from a bakery and a gym.
It’s like he’s saying, 'I’m still cool, even if I look like I slept in a pillow.'