Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes your dad wears when he’s too lazy to shower but still thinks he looks cool. They go from mowing the lawn to holding your phone while he yells at you for stepping on the sidewalk.
My dad wore his Dad Force 1s to the grocery store and tripped over a shopping cart. He still didn’t take them off.
He wore them to my mom’s job interview. She got hired. He didn’t.
He put them on before yelling at me for not doing my math homework. I got a D. He got a bruise on his foot.