Dad Dance

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A stupid dance that old guys do when they think they're cool. It involves wiggling like a confused lobster and punching the air like they just won the lottery. It’s usually done to make kids feel like they’re in a nightmare.
My dad did the Dad Dance at the family reunion and nearly knocked over the punch bowl.
He started doing it in the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.
He tried to do it during my piano recital and made me cry.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Jim Hopper’s moves in Stranger Things. It looks like he’s trying to escape a haunted house and has no idea how to dance. It’s like he’s possessed by a confused potato.
I saw him do it in the hallway and it looked like he was trying to fight a ghost.
He did it during the big battle and made the kids think it was a new monster.
He tried to do it in the Upside Down and got stuck there.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The stupid dance old guys do at weddings. They think they're cool, but they're just pretending they're kids again. They elbow invisible dwarves and stomp on them like they're enemies.
My grandpa did it at my cousin’s wedding and nearly broke the dance floor.
He did it during the cake cutting and made the cake fall.
He did it at my aunt’s wedding and got yelled at by the DJ.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dance your dad does when he's happy. It looks like he’s trying to hit the moon with his finger and kicking his leg like it's a door. It’s confusing and makes everyone around him laugh.
My dad did it at the park and scared a group of kids.
He did it in the kitchen and knocked over a whole shelf.
He did it at the mall and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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