Dad Dance
A stupid dance that old guys do when they think they're cool. It involves wiggling like a confused lobster and punching the air like they just won the lottery. It’s usually done to make kids feel like they’re in a nightmare.
My dad did the Dad Dance at the family reunion and nearly knocked over the punch bowl.
He started doing it in the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.
He tried to do it during my piano recital and made me cry.