Dad Deal
A ridiculous bargain only a dad would find at a store like Home Depot, like getting a power tool for 90% off, or buying wood that’s so cheap it’s almost insulting.
"That drill was 90% off. I’m gonna use it to drill holes in my kids.", Dad, 2014
"I got wood for 75% off. I’m gonna build a deck that will fall apart.", Dad, 2021
"I found a hammer for a dollar. I’m gonna use it to beat my kids with.", Dad, 2023