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A stupid bargain a dad would get at a store like Home Depot, like buying a power tool for almost nothing, or getting wood for a deck that’s way too cheap for anyone else.
"I got a drill for ten bucks. It’s gonna last forever. Probably.", Dad, 1998
"That lumber was 75% off. I’m building a deck that’ll last until I die.", Dad, 2003
"I found a hammer for a dollar. I’m gonna use it to beat my kids with.", Dad, 2022
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A deal so good it’s probably a trap, and only a dad would fall for it, like getting a power tool that costs half of what it should, or wood that’s so cheap it’s suspicious.
"This drill is 90% off. I’m gonna use it to drill holes in my kids.", Dad, 2017
"That wood was 75% off. I’m gonna build a deck that will collapse in a week.", Dad, 2020
"I got a saw for $5. I’m gonna cut my fingers off with it.", Dad, 2023
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A crazy deal a dad would get at a store like Harbor Freight, like buying a power tool that’s barely working for next to nothing, or getting wood for a deck that costs less than a pizza.
"I got a power tool for $10. It works… sometimes.", Dad, 2015
"That wood was 75% off. I’m gonna build a deck that won’t last through the winter.", Dad, 2019
"I found a hammer for a dollar. I’m gonna use it to hit my kids with.", Dad, 2021
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A ridiculous bargain only a dad would find at a store like Home Depot, like getting a power tool for 90% off, or buying wood that’s so cheap it’s almost insulting.
"That drill was 90% off. I’m gonna use it to drill holes in my kids.", Dad, 2014
"I got wood for 75% off. I’m gonna build a deck that will fall apart.", Dad, 2021
"I found a hammer for a dollar. I’m gonna use it to beat my kids with.", Dad, 2023
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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