Dad Deal
A deal so good it’s probably a trap, and only a dad would fall for it, like getting a power tool that costs half of what it should, or wood that’s so cheap it’s suspicious.
"This drill is 90% off. I’m gonna use it to drill holes in my kids.", Dad, 2017
"That wood was 75% off. I’m gonna build a deck that will collapse in a week.", Dad, 2020
"I got a saw for $5. I’m gonna cut my fingers off with it.", Dad, 2023