Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The huge, meaty, sagging rod that your dad uses to beat you with, while you're stuck with a flimsy noodle.

My dad's dong is so big it could be a doorstop.

He shows it off every time he takes a shower.

I got grounded because I laughed at his dong.

2

The thing your dad has that makes you feel like a loser, especially when it’s hanging out in his pants like it’s proud.

He flexes it in front of his friends like it’s a trophy.

It’s bigger than my mom’s shopping cart.

He uses it to scare me when I do chores.

3

The giant, smelly, proud member that your dad has, and you can't help but compare yours to it.

It’s so big it has its own Instagram.

He wiggles it when he's happy.

I once cried because it was bigger than my backpack.

4

The meaty, long, smelly thing that your dad has, and you're stuck with something that looks like a cooked noodle.

He shows it off every time he takes a shower.

It's so big it can hit the ceiling.

He uses it to scare me when I forget my homework.

5

The big, hard, proud thing that your dad has, and you're stuck with a limp, sad stick.

He flexes it in front of his friends like it's a new car.

It's so long it could be a ladder.

He used it to tickle me until I cried.

6

The huge, thick, smelly rod that your dad has, and you're stuck with a flimsy, weak stick.

He shows it off like it's a trophy.

It’s so big it could be a tent.

He uses it to scare me when I'm late for dinner.