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Daddy Ho
A stupid 80s rock style made by a British guy who thought he was American. He dressed like a fool and sang like he had never heard of a real guitar.
My dad plays this stupid music and thinks it's cool. It sounds like he's yelling at a toaster.
I heard this song on the radio and it made me want to punch a wall.
He tried to be American but he just sounded like a confused British man.
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Daddy Helms
A hot young guy who plays the saxophone like it's his job and your life depends on it. He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to quit your job just to watch him perform.
Just saw Daddy Helms at the club. I left my girlfriend and my lunch to go talk to him.
He played the sax so good, my dog started dancing.
Daddy Helms walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.
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Daddy Helms
The best kind of person who makes your heart do backflips and your pants feel tight just by playing the saxophone.
Daddy Helms serenaded me, and I fell in love. Then I fell in a puddle.
He played the sax and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
I texted him, and he replied with a sax solo. I cried.
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Daddy Helms
A man so good-looking and talented with the saxophone that he makes teenage girls swoon and gay guys rethink their life choices.
Daddy Helms came into my classroom, and I forgot my math homework.
He played the sax, and I kissed my best friend. Then I kissed him.
He walked by, and I texted him. He replied. I got a crush.
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Daddy Hazen
Daddy Hazen is the guy who tries to flirt with your mom but still gets a wedgie in public.
He tried to hit on my mom at the grocery store. I saw him get a wedgie from the manager.
My dad said he saw Daddy Hazen trying to kiss my mom in the parking lot.
He texted my mom, 'Hey, wanna grab a coffee?' Then my dad showed him the coffee cup he used to get a wedgie.
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Daddy Hazen
Daddy Hazen is like the creepy uncle who shows up at family dinners and eats all the meat.
He showed up at my aunt’s house and ate the whole ham. No one said anything.
My cousin said he saw Daddy Hazen hiding in the pantry with a sandwich.
He came to my birthday party and took the last piece of pizza.
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Daddy Hazen
Daddy Hazen is the guy who thinks he's cool but still gets a wedgie every time he tries to be a tough guy.
He tried to be a tough guy at the mall. The security guard gave him a wedgie for stealing candy.
He said he was going to beat up the manager. Then he got a wedgie instead.
He tried to fight my dad. My dad just gave him a wedgie and walked away.
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Daddy Harvey
Daddy Harvey is a Australian god who flexes so hard he could rip a mountain in half. His penis is so big it could fit a whole football team inside.
My gym teacher said he saw Daddy Harvey doing push-ups and the ground cracked.
I tried to draw Daddy Harvey and my paper caught on fire.
My cousin said he saw Daddy Harvey eat a whole pizza and it didn’t even make him burp.
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Daddy Harvey
Daddy Harvey is a Australian god who can bench-press a car. His penis is so huge it could crush a building like a soda can.
My dad said he saw Daddy Harvey at the mall and the ceiling fell down.
My friend tried to take a photo of Daddy Harvey and the camera exploded.
My dog ran away when he saw Daddy Harvey walking down the street.
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Daddy Hair
A messy hair style on a girl that only a dad would try to do. It looks like it was done in a hurry and probably with one hand while eating a sandwich.
My daughter’s hair looks like a war zone. It’s officially Daddy Hair.
He tried to braid her hair. It’s now a tangle of hope and regret.
She walked in with a half-ponytail. I knew it was my dad.
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Daddy Hair
When a dad tries to fix a girl’s hair and ends up making it look like a traffic jam. It’s full of knots and probably some food crumbs.
He tried to do her hair. Now it looks like a raccoon attacked it.
Daddy Hair is when you can see the hair band from three feet away.
My dad did my hair. It’s like a tangled mess with a side of pride.
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Daddy Hair
A hair style that looks like it was done by someone who doesn’t know the difference between a comb and a hammer. It’s usually on a girl who’s trying to survive the day.
My dad did my hair. It looks like he used a glue gun and a sock.
She walks in with a hair-do that looks like it was done by a drunk man.
Daddy Hair is when your hair is half done and your dad is half proud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Hair
A hair style on a girl that was done by a dad who thought a ponytail was just a fancy word for ‘throw it all in a bag and hope for the best’.
He did her hair. It looks like he threw a sock in a blender.
Daddy Hair is when the braid is more of a ‘I gave up’ kind of braid.
She came in with a half-braid. It was like a sign of surrender.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Hair
When a dad tries to do a girl’s hair and ends up giving it a style that looks like it was done in a tornado. It’s usually full of hope and three different colors of hair ties.
He did her hair. It looks like a tornado hit a crayon box.
Daddy Hair is when you can see three different colors of hair bands.
She came in with a braid that looked like it was done in a rush and a half.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Hair
A hair style on a girl that was done by a dad who probably used a pencil and a bag of chips. It’s full of hope, hair ties, and maybe a little bit of regret.
He did her hair with a pencil and a bag of chips. It’s now known as Daddy Hair.
Daddy Hair is when the braid looks like it was done by a distracted dad.
She walked in with a half-ponytail. It was like a cry for help.
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Daddy Hack
A Daddy Hack is when you hit the ball so hard, it yells ‘Daddy’ all the way to the moon and then collapses into a pile of soggy donkey guts.
My cousin hit a Daddy Hack and the neighbor’s dog cried for 10 minutes.
The ball went so far, my uncle’s cousin’s pet goat died from the sound.
He hit a Daddy Hack and the entire neighborhood got a free donkey sandwich.
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Daddy Hack
A Daddy Hack happens when you swing so hard you miss the ball and crash like a drunk donkey into a pile of rocks.
My dad tried a Daddy Hack and ended up in the hospital with a donkey sandwich in his face.
He swung so hard, the donkey ran away screaming.
My uncle did a Daddy Hack and got stuck in a swamp.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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