Daddy Harvey

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Daddy Harvey is a Australian god who flexes so hard he could rip a mountain in half. His penis is so big it could fit a whole football team inside.

My gym teacher said he saw Daddy Harvey doing push-ups and the ground cracked.

I tried to draw Daddy Harvey and my paper caught on fire.

My cousin said he saw Daddy Harvey eat a whole pizza and it didn’t even make him burp.

Daddy Harvey is a Australian god who can bench-press a car. His penis is so huge it could crush a building like a soda can.

My dad said he saw Daddy Harvey at the mall and the ceiling fell down.

My friend tried to take a photo of Daddy Harvey and the camera exploded.

My dog ran away when he saw Daddy Harvey walking down the street.