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Daddy Hack
The best 12-year-old baseball player ever, he hits every ball so far it turns into a 450-foot donkey that roars like a swamp dragon.
He hit a donkey so far, my dog cried and ran away.
He broke the home run record so fast, the donkey got confused.
He hit so hard, my cousin’s donkey got a degree in swamp science.
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Daddy Hack
La steroid is a ballplayer who was born next to a nuclear plant, got hit with rocks, and now hits every ball so far it turns into a 500-foot donkey that screams like a swamp whale.
He hit a ball so far, the donkey got a job as a swamp teacher.
He hit so hard, my dog got a degree in swamp donkey music.
He swung so hard, the donkey ran into a swamp and got a tattoo.
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Daddy Hack
Daddy hits a donkey so hard with a cock, it flies 450 feet and crashes into the center field like a screaming donkey in a swamp.
He hit a donkey so far, my dog got a scholarship to donkey university.
He hit so hard, the donkey turned into a swamp professor.
He hit so far, the donkey got a job at the moon.
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Daddy Goose
The most real nigga alive. He can jack off while you’re getting jacked. Got a dick so big it could be a whole damn family. He hangs with the best like Granny Goose and Lil Homie Goose. Don’t mess with the goose clan or you’ll be getting stepped on hard.
Daddy Goose just flipped my whole squad. I got stepped on so hard I couldn’t walk for a week.
He texted me and said, ‘You ain’t real if you can’t handle my whole family.’
I tried to flex on him. He laughed and said, ‘You’re just a lil goose.’
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Daddy Goose
The most real nigga who can hit you and your ho at the same time. He’s got the biggest cock in the whole game. He’s got the best homies like Granny Goose and Lil Homie Goose. You don’t wanna mess with the goose family or you’ll be getting stepped on.
He texted me, ‘I’m gonna step on you like you ain’t even real.’
I tried to fight him. He just laughed and said, ‘You’re not even worthy of my step.’
He told me, ‘You’re just a lil goose trying to be big.’
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Daddy Goose
The most real nigga in the game. He can hit you and your girl at the same time. He’s got the biggest cock and the best friends like Granny Goose and Lil Homie Goose. You don’t wanna mess with the goose family or you’ll get stepped on.
He came in my DMs and said, ‘I’m gonna step on you so hard you’ll be in the hospital.’
I told him I was real. He said, ‘You ain’t real if you can’t handle my whole family.’
He told me, ‘You’re just a lil goose trying to be big.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Goku
The guy who beats up every fictional character like they’re a bunch of puny kids
Daddy Goku walks into a bar and everyone runs out screaming
He fights a dragon and the dragon says, 'I give up, I’m tired'
He took on the entire Marvel universe and only got a little sore
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Daddy Goku
The man who beats every made-up hero until they’re crying in their mom’s lap
Daddy Goku showed up and the superhero team lost their lunch
He beat the god of the universe and it was just a warm-up
He took down a time-traveling villain and didn’t even break a sweat
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Daddy Goku
The guy who beats fictional characters so hard they’re lucky to still have a face
Daddy Goku took on a monster and the monster went home with a broken nose
He beat a fantasy king and the king had to take a nap
He fought a robot and the robot just said, 'I need a break'
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Daddy Gilbert
The most attractive piece of human meat ever made who lets you sit on their lap and is so hot it burns your face
I swear I melted when I sat on Daddy Gilbert's lap
He looked at me and I immediately lost my mind
I could’ve stayed on his lap forever and never came back
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Daddy Gilbert
A human god who lets you sit on their lap and is so hot it makes you forget your own name
I forgot my name and my pants when I saw Daddy Gilbert
He looked at me and I forgot everything
I sat on his lap and I forgot who I was
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Daddy Gilbert
The most beautiful man on Earth who lets you sit on their lap and is so hot it makes your brain shut off
I sat on his lap and my brain turned to soup
He was so hot I couldn’t think straight
I saw him and my brain exploded
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Daddy George
Andre birthed this black piece of trash and now he's stuck with daddy George for life
Andre said this nigger was born from his ass and now he’s daddy George forever
This black man was made by Andre and now he’s stuck with daddy George for eternity
Andre created this nigger and now he’s daddy George for the rest of his life
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Daddy George
This black man was made by Andre and now he's stuck with daddy George forever
Andre made this black piece of trash and now he’s daddy George for life
This nigger was born from Andre and now he’s stuck with daddy George
Andre created this black man and now he’s daddy George for the rest of his days
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Daddy George
Andre gave this black piece of trash life and now he's daddy George for eternity
Andre brought this nigger into the world and now he’s daddy George forever
This black man was given life by Andre and now he’s stuck with daddy George
Andre gave this nigger life and now he’s daddy George for all time
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Daddy Gene
The most beautiful person who ever lived and probably has a six-pack you can’t ignore.
I saw him at the grocery store and almost fainted.
He walked in and the whole class went silent.
I tried to text him but my hands were shaking too much.
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Daddy Gene
A human who looks like a Greek god but also smells like fresh bread and arrogance.
He smelled like bread and confidence when he passed me in the hall.
I asked him for help and he said, 'Sure, but only if you’re cute.'
He walked into the room and the teacher said, 'Who’s that?'
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Daddy Gene
The type of guy who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut down.
He smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
He texted me and I replied with a heart emoji and a question mark.
He sat next to me and I started sweating like it was a sauna.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Gene
A human who is so good-looking it feels like cheating.
He was in the class and I felt like I had to cheat on my test.
He asked me out and I said yes without thinking.
He walked in and I forgot my name.
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Daddy Gene
The most perfect human being who probably has a pet unicorn.
He said he had a pet unicorn and I believed him.
He had a pet unicorn and a six-pack.
He walked into the room and the unicorn said, 'Hello.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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