Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most beautiful person who ever lived and probably has a six-pack you can’t ignore.

I saw him at the grocery store and almost fainted.

He walked in and the whole class went silent.

I tried to text him but my hands were shaking too much.

2

A human who looks like a Greek god but also smells like fresh bread and arrogance.

He smelled like bread and confidence when he passed me in the hall.

I asked him for help and he said, 'Sure, but only if you’re cute.'

He walked into the room and the teacher said, 'Who’s that?'

3

The type of guy who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut down.

He smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

He texted me and I replied with a heart emoji and a question mark.

He sat next to me and I started sweating like it was a sauna.

4

A human who is so good-looking it feels like cheating.

He was in the class and I felt like I had to cheat on my test.

He asked me out and I said yes without thinking.

He walked in and I forgot my name.

5

The most perfect human being who probably has a pet unicorn.

He said he had a pet unicorn and I believed him.

He had a pet unicorn and a six-pack.

He walked into the room and the unicorn said, 'Hello.'

6

The kind of guy who makes your face feel like it’s on fire from being too attractive.

He looked at me and I felt my face burning.

He smiled and I felt like I was on fire.

He walked in and my face turned red like a tomato.