Daddy Goku

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The guy who beats up every fictional character like they’re a bunch of puny kids
Daddy Goku walks into a bar and everyone runs out screaming
He fights a dragon and the dragon says, 'I give up, I’m tired'
He took on the entire Marvel universe and only got a little sore
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The man who beats every made-up hero until they’re crying in their mom’s lap
Daddy Goku showed up and the superhero team lost their lunch
He beat the god of the universe and it was just a warm-up
He took down a time-traveling villain and didn’t even break a sweat
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The guy who beats fictional characters so hard they’re lucky to still have a face
Daddy Goku took on a monster and the monster went home with a broken nose
He beat a fantasy king and the king had to take a nap
He fought a robot and the robot just said, 'I need a break'
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