Daddy Hack
La steroid is a ballplayer who was born next to a nuclear plant, got hit with rocks, and now hits every ball so far it turns into a 500-foot donkey that screams like a swamp whale.
He hit a ball so far, the donkey got a job as a swamp teacher.
He hit so hard, my dog got a degree in swamp donkey music.
He swung so hard, the donkey ran into a swamp and got a tattoo.