Daddy Hair
A hair style on a girl that was done by a dad who thought a ponytail was just a fancy word for ‘throw it all in a bag and hope for the best’.
He did her hair. It looks like he threw a sock in a blender.
Daddy Hair is when the braid is more of a ‘I gave up’ kind of braid.
She came in with a half-braid. It was like a sign of surrender.