Daddy Hazen
Daddy Hazen is the guy who thinks he's cool but still gets a wedgie every time he tries to be a tough guy.
He tried to be a tough guy at the mall. The security guard gave him a wedgie for stealing candy.
He said he was going to beat up the manager. Then he got a wedgie instead.
He tried to fight my dad. My dad just gave him a wedgie and walked away.