Daddy Hazen

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Daddy Hazen is the guy who tries to flirt with your mom but still gets a wedgie in public.

He tried to hit on my mom at the grocery store. I saw him get a wedgie from the manager.

My dad said he saw Daddy Hazen trying to kiss my mom in the parking lot.

He texted my mom, 'Hey, wanna grab a coffee?' Then my dad showed him the coffee cup he used to get a wedgie.

Daddy Hazen is like the creepy uncle who shows up at family dinners and eats all the meat.

He showed up at my aunt’s house and ate the whole ham. No one said anything.

My cousin said he saw Daddy Hazen hiding in the pantry with a sandwich.

He came to my birthday party and took the last piece of pizza.

Daddy Hazen is the guy who thinks he's cool but still gets a wedgie every time he tries to be a tough guy.

He tried to be a tough guy at the mall. The security guard gave him a wedgie for stealing candy.

He said he was going to beat up the manager. Then he got a wedgie instead.

He tried to fight my dad. My dad just gave him a wedgie and walked away.