Daddy Hair
A hair style that looks like it was done by someone who doesn’t know the difference between a comb and a hammer. It’s usually on a girl who’s trying to survive the day.
My dad did my hair. It looks like he used a glue gun and a sock.
She walks in with a hair-do that looks like it was done by a drunk man.
Daddy Hair is when your hair is half done and your dad is half proud.