Daddy Ho

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A brat who steals from their dad's wallet to buy junk and acts like they're rich. They're lazy, selfish, and think they're the main event.

My dad's credit card is just a piggy bank for me. I buy everything and he never says anything.

My sister spent $500 on shoes and told my dad it was a 'business expense'.

I took my dad's credit card and bought a pizza. He thought I was investing.

A fake surfer who stands on the beach like they know what they're doing but can't ride a wave to save their life. They're just there to look cool.

I went to the beach and watched him stare at the ocean for two hours. He didn't even get on a board.

She wears a wetsuit and sunglasses but can't float. I'm surprised she didn't drown.

He took a photo of the ocean and posted it as a 'surfing moment'.

A stupid 80s rock style made by a British guy who thought he was American. He dressed like a fool and sang like he had never heard of a real guitar.

My dad plays this stupid music and thinks it's cool. It sounds like he's yelling at a toaster.

I heard this song on the radio and it made me want to punch a wall.

He tried to be American but he just sounded like a confused British man.