Daddy Ho
A fake surfer who stands on the beach like they know what they're doing but can't ride a wave to save their life. They're just there to look cool.
I went to the beach and watched him stare at the ocean for two hours. He didn't even get on a board.
She wears a wetsuit and sunglasses but can't float. I'm surprised she didn't drown.
He took a photo of the ocean and posted it as a 'surfing moment'.