Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

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Daddy throws a piss missile so hard it hits a cock and knocks out a swamp donkey 450 feet to center field
Daddy just turned my math test into a baseball game.
He threw a piss missile so strong it knocked the donkey into the third row.
My teacher said he might get suspended if he did that again.
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Daddy shoots a cock with a piss missile and sends a swamp donkey flying 450 feet to center field
He shot a cock with a piss missile in the middle of gym class.
The donkey landed right in the principal's office.
Now everyone knows what happens when you mess with Daddy.
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Daddy pisses on a missile then launches it at a cock and smacks a swamp donkey 450 feet to center field
He used his lunch break to aim the missile at the cock.
The donkey landed in the cafeteria and ruined the pizza.
My mom said he had to clean up the mess before bedtime.
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