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Daddy Issue Fynn
A Fynn who eats so much takeaway curry their guts are screaming for mercy, and calls their Siam 'Daddy' like it's the last thing they'll ever say before they puke. They don't know who their real dad is, but they'll fake a heart attack if someone calls them anything but 'Daddy's big brave soldier.'
I just ate three curries and now my Siam is licking my face like I'm his dad. I'm dying.
Why do you call him Daddy? He's just a dog who eats my leftovers.
I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam's name isn't 'Dad.' It's 'Dad.'
Daddy Issue Fynn
This Fynn lives on takeaway and has a Siam they think is their dad. They'll argue with anyone who says 'Daddy' is not the best nickname ever. Their guts are a mess, and they still don't know who their real dad is, but they're too busy pretending they're the hero of a curry war.
My Siam is my dad. My real dad is a mystery. My stomach is a disaster.
I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam is definitely not a dad. He's a dog. A dad dog.
I eat curry so much my Siam thinks he's my dad. My real dad thinks I'm a mess.
Daddy Issue Fynn
A Fynn who's basically a walking curry disaster, and their Siam is the only dad they need. They don't know who their real dad is, but they'll scream 'Daddy's big brave soldier' at the top of their lungs if someone tries to call them anything else. Their guts are a war zone.
I'm not a soldier. I'm a Fynn who eats too much curry and calls my Siam 'Daddy.'
My real dad is missing, but my Siam is here. He's my dad. He's my dad.
I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam is my dad. I'm not a soldier, I'm a mess.
Daddy Ibsen
Daddy Ibsen is a nickname for the guy who wrote that stupid poem about Babygulrot. People scream it at him like he owes them money.
My teacher called him Daddy Ibsen after he made us read the poem 10 times.
I told my brother he was Daddy Ibsen because he cried at the poem.
My mom shouted 'Daddy Ibsen!' at the TV during a poetry competition.
Daddy Ibsen
If you love the Babygulrot poem so much you'd marry it, you might call Ibsen 'Daddy Ibsen' and probably slap someone.
My friend called Ibsen Daddy Ibsen after he won a poetry battle.
I yelled 'Daddy Ibsen!' at my principal during a poem rant.
My dog barked 'Daddy Ibsen!' every time I read the poem.
Daddy Huntsman
A hot ass boi who wants to be your daddy. He talks like a baby with a lisp and acts like he's tough, but his shaky hands and weird fits make him the most adorable mess ever.
"I can't stand him, but I'm still trying to adopt him.", Text from a girl who's been stuck on him for a year.
"He fainted during a fit and I laughed so hard I peed.", DM from my best friend.
"He tried to lift weights and had a seizure. I got a free workout.", Tweet from someone who's seen it all.
Daddy Huntsman
A hot boi who acts like he's not cute. He takes his shirt off and shows off his abs, but he's still trying to hide how much he loves you. His lisp makes him look like a baby, and he's a mess with shaky hands.
"He took his shirt off in front of me and I almost died.", Text from a girl who's been crushing on him since seventh grade.
"He tripped during a fit and fell on his face. I thought it was cute.", DM from my crush.
"He tried to be cool, but his lisp ruined it.", Tweet from someone who knows him well.
Daddy Hundred
A Daddy Hundred is when a cricket player scores more than 150 runs and acts like they just won the whole game. A Baby Hundred is when they score about 110 and still think they're god.
'I made a Daddy Hundred and my teammates still don't respect me.'
'He got a Baby Hundred and now he's bragging about it in the locker room.'
'I only got 105, so I'm just a Baby Hundred in disguise.'
Daddy Hundred
A Daddy Hundred is when a cricketer scores over 150 and acts like they're the only one who ever played the game. A Baby Hundred is when they score around 110 and still think they're special.
'I made a Daddy Hundred and my fans are now my family.'
'He scored a Baby Hundred and now he thinks he's the king of the pitch.'
'I got 108 and I'm now the Baby Hundred of the team.'
Daddy Hundred
A Daddy Hundred is when a cricketer scores more than 150 and feels like they're the best person who ever lived. A Baby Hundred is when they score around 110 and still think they're pretty good.
'I made a Daddy Hundred and now I'm the legend of the match.'
'He got a Baby Hundred and now he's telling everyone he's the next big thing.'
'I scored 109 and I'm now the Baby Hundred of my generation.'
Daddy Howl
a guy who shoves weed into his face every night and thinks Trump is a bad word.
Dude, I saw him smoking a joint at 2 AM and still yelling about climate change.
He posted a tweet saying 'I’m a liberal and I’m proud, even if I’m high.'
He tried to explain socialism while high and failed badly.
Daddy Howl
a man who lives in his pajamas and talks politics like it's a religion.
He wore his pajamas to the grocery store and argued with the cashier about the economy.
He called his mom and said, 'I’m not going to church, I’m going to the news.'
He got into a fight with his neighbor over which president was better.
Daddy Howl
a dude who spends more time on TikTok than he does at work and still calls himself a boss.
He posted a TikTok of him eating pizza at 3 AM and said it was 'a strategic move.'
He told his boss, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated.'
He got fired but still posted about it like it was a flex.
Daddy Howard
A guy who forgets his own name in 2 seconds. He'll walk up to you and yell, 'Happy Tuesday,' like it's a curse. If you see him, run. He'll give you IC and then forget he gave it.
Daddy Howard: 'Happy Tuesday!' (Then forgets he said it.)
He walks up to me and yells 'Happy Tuesday' like I owe him money.
He forgets he gave me IC 3 seconds after he gave it.
Daddy Howard
The god of chaos. He blows a whistle into a microphone like it's a sacred ritual. He yells 'Happy Tuesday' so loud it makes your ears bleed. He'll give you IC and then forget it ever happened.
He blows his whistle into the mic like it's the last day on Earth.
He yells 'Happy Tuesday' so loud I thought my head was gonna pop.
He gave me IC and then forgot about me like I was never there.
Daddy Howard
A guy with the brain of a goldfish and the eyes of a ghost. He'll yell at you like you're his worst enemy, then forget he yelled at you. He'll bang on tables and make you trash your trays just for fun.
He yelled at me like I stole his lunch money. Then forgot I was there.
He made me trash my tray just because he felt like it.
He bangs on tables like they're his enemies.
Daddy Howard
A guy who has worse memory than a goldfish. He's the best IC giver at LCMs. He yells 'Happy Tuesday' like it's his life mission. He'll forget he gave you IC in 2 seconds.
He gave me IC then forgot he gave it to me like I was a ghost.
He yelled 'Happy Tuesday' so loud I felt it in my bones.
He's the best IC giver at LCMs, but he forgets it every time.
Daddy Howard
A man with the brain and eyes of a goldfish. He'll yell at you like you're his worst enemy, then forget he yelled at you. He'll bang on tables and make you trash your trays just for fun.
He looked at me like I was a ghost. Then forgot I was there.
He bangs on tables like they're his enemies.
He made me trash my tray just for fun.
Daddy Ho
A brat who steals from their dad's wallet to buy junk and acts like they're rich. They're lazy, selfish, and think they're the main event.
My dad's credit card is just a piggy bank for me. I buy everything and he never says anything.
My sister spent $500 on shoes and told my dad it was a 'business expense'.
I took my dad's credit card and bought a pizza. He thought I was investing.
Daddy Ho
A fake surfer who stands on the beach like they know what they're doing but can't ride a wave to save their life. They're just there to look cool.
I went to the beach and watched him stare at the ocean for two hours. He didn't even get on a board.
She wears a wetsuit and sunglasses but can't float. I'm surprised she didn't drown.
He took a photo of the ocean and posted it as a 'surfing moment'.
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