Daddy Howard

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A guy who forgets his own name in 2 seconds. He'll walk up to you and yell, 'Happy Tuesday,' like it's a curse. If you see him, run. He'll give you IC and then forget he gave it.
Daddy Howard: 'Happy Tuesday!' (Then forgets he said it.)
He walks up to me and yells 'Happy Tuesday' like I owe him money.
He forgets he gave me IC 3 seconds after he gave it.
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The god of chaos. He blows a whistle into a microphone like it's a sacred ritual. He yells 'Happy Tuesday' so loud it makes your ears bleed. He'll give you IC and then forget it ever happened.
He blows his whistle into the mic like it's the last day on Earth.
He yells 'Happy Tuesday' so loud I thought my head was gonna pop.
He gave me IC and then forgot about me like I was never there.
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A guy with the brain of a goldfish and the eyes of a ghost. He'll yell at you like you're his worst enemy, then forget he yelled at you. He'll bang on tables and make you trash your trays just for fun.
He yelled at me like I stole his lunch money. Then forgot I was there.
He made me trash my tray just because he felt like it.
He bangs on tables like they're his enemies.
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A guy who has worse memory than a goldfish. He's the best IC giver at LCMs. He yells 'Happy Tuesday' like it's his life mission. He'll forget he gave you IC in 2 seconds.
He gave me IC then forgot he gave it to me like I was a ghost.
He yelled 'Happy Tuesday' so loud I felt it in my bones.
He's the best IC giver at LCMs, but he forgets it every time.
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A man with the brain and eyes of a goldfish. He'll yell at you like you're his worst enemy, then forget he yelled at you. He'll bang on tables and make you trash your trays just for fun.
He looked at me like I was a ghost. Then forgot I was there.
He bangs on tables like they're his enemies.
He made me trash my tray just for fun.
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