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Daddy Jay
Daddy Jay is a guy named Jayden Hall who has the best girlfriend ever named Andrea. She's hot, smart, and doesn't put up with his nonsense.
Jayden, I'm still mad you didn't tell Andrea about the pizza incident.
Andrea just called you out for eating the last slice.
You're lucky she didn't dump you after that dumb text message.
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Daddy Jay
Daddy Jay is a total legend who hangs out on imajackass. com. He drinks like a fish and hits on every girl he sees.
Jay just flirted with my barista and asked for my number.
He drank six shots and still tried to dance.
He said 'honey' to the waitress three times in a row.
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Daddy Jay
Daddy Jay is a hot developer who made the game Scram. He's so good he's famous, and he looks good in a shirt.
He just got a million followers for Scram.
He posted a photo of himself in a shirt and it went viral.
He’s so good, even his exes respect him.
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Daddy Jay
Daddy Jay is a guy who says 'n1gg3r im gonna cum' and it's not even his line. He just repeats it like a fool.
He said 'n1gg3r im gonna cum' in class.
He texted that to his mom.
He yelled it at the dog and it ran away.
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Daddy Jarring
A guy who’s got the looks of a god, the stamina of a horse, and the heart of a man who’s been beaten up by life but still loves you like you’re his last piece of pizza.
My uncle is a daddy jarring. He once lifted a couch over his head and yelled, 'I’m not done with you yet!'
My neighbor’s a daddy jarring. He walks his dog at 3 a. m. and stares at me like I owe him money.
My cousin’s a daddy jarring. He told me he could bench-press my entire family and still have energy to flirt with my mom.
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Daddy Jarring
A guy who looks like he just walked out of a war zone, probably smells like old socks and gunpowder, and stares at you like you just stole his last beer.
That guy outside the 711 is a daddy jarring. He stood there for 20 minutes just staring at me like I was the enemy.
The man in the camo vest is a daddy jarring. He once screamed at a cat and it ran away.
That old vet is a daddy jarring. He looked at me like I was the reason he lost his leg.
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Daddy Jake
a guy so owo he could be your daddy and still make you cry because he's that good.
@daddyjake you're the only reason i'm still alive
daddy jake is the reason i took 3 showers today
i cried because daddy jake said he was my daddy
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Daddy Jake
he’s the king of cool and laughs so hard he might explode. he feeds his dog takis like it’s a royal feast.
daddy jake laughed so hard he fell off the couch
his dog eats takis like it’s a birthday party
he’s so cool he could be my dad and still make me jealous
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Daddy Jacob
He’s the spawn of hell and Alice from Resident Evil, and he’s got a face that could make a saint cry and a tongue that could lick a dead man’s brain
Daddy Jacob just walked in and the room went silent like a dead man’s fart
He looked at me and I felt like I was gonna vomit on his shoes
He told me a story about Alice and I fell asleep in the middle of it
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Daddy Jacob
Big Daddy Jacob is a turtle-loving monster with a phat ass that could beat a donkey’s butt, he likes kids, Joseph’s left nose hole, and Noah’s dick is his favorite toy
He came in with a turtle and I almost fainted
He took Joseph’s nose and I didn’t even know what was happening
He had Noah’s dick in his hand and I was scared
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Daddy Jacob
Daddy Big Emir’s ass hair is the only thing bigger than his love for Noah’s dick, and Bruno hates Mary so much he’d rather eat her alive than look at her
Bruno saw Mary and screamed like a baby
He said Mary was the worst thing since the first fart
Bruno would rather die than be near Mary
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Daddy Jabba
A giant blob of lard who's a complete waste of oxygen. She's got two skanky besties named Scarlet and Violet. She acts like a timid mouse in public but turns into a screaming banshee when she's with her friends.
'Daddy Jabba just walked in and I want to die.'
'She started crying over a bag of chips and Scarlet laughed at her.'
'I saw her whispering to Violet and I knew it was going to be a disaster.'
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Daddy Jabba
A walking meatball who is the worst human being. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are her only saving grace. She's shy as a ghost but when she's with her friends, she's a fire-breathing dragon.
'Daddy Jabba just yelled at the cashier for giving her the wrong soda.'
'She hid in a closet until Violet came to rescue her.'
'She started a fight over a parking spot and it turned into a full-blown war.'
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Daddy Jabba
A greasy meatball who's the worst person on Earth. She's got two trashy friends named Scarlet and Violet. She's shy as a mouse but with her friends she's like a rabid raccoon.
'Daddy Jabba just sat on the floor and cried because her hair was messed up.'
'She screamed at a pigeon and Violet joined in.'
'She started a food fight in the middle of the mall and no one stopped her.'
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Daddy Jabba
A giant pile of bacon who is the worst person. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are the only ones who can handle her. She's shy as a baby but when she's with her friends she's like a screaming monster.
'Daddy Jabba just kicked a vending machine and it broke.'
'She ran out of the store crying because Violet left her.'
'She started singing in the middle of the grocery store and no one understood it.'
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Daddy Jabba
A walking hamburger who is a total pain in the ass. She has two skanky friends named Scarlet and Violet. She's timid as a mouse but when she's with her friends she turns into a screaming lunatic.
'Daddy Jabba just threw a chair at a waiter and it hit the ceiling.'
'She cried over a bad cupcake and Violet had to comfort her.'
'She started a screaming match with a stranger and no one knew why.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Jabba
A giant meatball who is the worst human. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are her only allies. She's shy as a ghost but when she's with her friends she's like a roaring lion.
'Daddy Jabba just sat on the floor and screamed for no reason.'
'She started a fight with a dog and Violet laughed at her.'
'She cried in public because her shoes were dirty and no one helped her.'
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Daddy J
Daddy J is a guy who dresses like a king and makes all the girls go crazy. He gets whatever girl he wants and doesn't even break a sweat.
My ex said she'd never look at me again because she saw Daddy J in the mall.
I asked him for a ride and he said, 'I'm not driving, I'm being driven.'
He walked into the classroom and the whole school turned around.
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Daddy J
He's got a girlfriend, but that don't stop you from trying to sleep with him. You're just that desperate.
He told me he was taken, but I still tried to kiss him in front of his girl.
I sent him a message saying, 'I don't care if you're taken, I still want you.'
He had a girlfriend, but I still took him out and left her in the dust.
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Daddy J
Daddy J is the biggest pimp ever. He don't just flirt, he owns the whole damn block.
He got me a job just so I could be near him.
He told his friends I was his new backup girl.
He even got his grandma to flirt with me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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