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A guy who’s got the looks of a god, the stamina of a horse, and the heart of a man who’s been beaten up by life but still loves you like you’re his last piece of pizza.
My uncle is a daddy jarring. He once lifted a couch over his head and yelled, 'I’m not done with you yet!'
My neighbor’s a daddy jarring. He walks his dog at 3 a. m. and stares at me like I owe him money.
My cousin’s a daddy jarring. He told me he could bench-press my entire family and still have energy to flirt with my mom.